Lately I’ve only been able to eat a really specific/small amount and if I eat even a little bit too much then I throw up and feel terrible all day
getting called ugly by ugly people is so surreal
pie eating contest?
nah son free pie
I will never have children because I am smart and I care about myself.
beer is so nasty. why do people still drink it
Step 1: grow up
Step 2: grow all the way up