Pizza In The Sky Like A Rainbow Diamond

Lately I’ve only been able to eat a really specific/small amount and if I eat even a little bit too much then I throw up and feel terrible all day

saltedick:

getting called ugly by ugly people is so surreal 

okatu:

pie eating contest?
nah son free pie

okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie

heckacute:

I will never have children because I am smart and I care about myself. 

fstw:

amoyed:

beer is so nasty. why do people still drink it

Step 1: grow up
Step 2: grow all the way up